Because I got HAEFed

Because I Got HAEFed
A victory song by MC Pips
(sung to the tune of "Because I Got High" by Afroman)

I was feeling proud before I got HAEFed
I was gonna kick ass and win that round but I got HAEFed
Now I'm blaming my partner, and I know why (why man?)
because I got HAEFed, because I got HAEFed, because I got HAEFed.

I was trying to save some face, until I got HAEFed
I was gonna get up and make a case, but then I got HAEFed
Now I'm reading critique sheets, and I know why (why man?)
because I got HAEFed, because I got HAEFed, because I got HAEFed.

I was planning on standing up, before I got HAEFed
I'd go to the finals and win that cup, but I got HAEFed
Now I'm just watching Youtsos, and I know why (why man?)
because I got HAEFed, because I got HAEFed, because I got HAEFed.

I had a few things to say, before I got HAEFed
I was gonna debate another day, but I got HAEFed
Now I'm joining group discussion, and I know why (why man?)
because I got HAEFed, because I got HAEFed, because I got HAEFed.

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got HAEFed
I was gonna eat your *%^#@ too, but then I got HAEFed,
Now you only give it up for HAEF guys, and I know why (why man?)
because I got HAEFed, because I got HAEFed, because I got HAEFed.